S2E6: Bastards, Boltons, and Bloodshed

June 25, 2016

The penultimate episode of this season was, as usual, fucking awesome. We had dragons burning ships, shield walls encircling men, giants punching through gates... it was an absolute fiesta of carnage. Let's get into it. Also, I forgot to do the outro song and (AGAIN) forgot to credit my man Jaron Davis for the music. Tough couple weeks for me, promise to come back strong next week.

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S2E5: Offscreen Deaths, Hanging Parties, and Cersei’s Big Rumor

June 25, 2016

So there's been a bit of a gap. I went to a wedding, I went to a different country, and I've generally been slacking on the podcast front. But BUOYT is back in a big way this week, with potentially the longest episode of the show. There were an enormous amount of audience questions covering a huge range of topics, from Gendry to sword-candle tricks to the much-maligned Riverrun plotline. Hopefully you enjoy, and hopefully I can FUCKING get this thing on iTunes. Stay tuned for that. 

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S2E4: RIP Hodor, Fuck Bran, WTF Weiner

June 25, 2016

We're back, and we're sad. And we're overwhelmed. And we're reeling from revelations. And we're talking in the royal "we." And we're starting every sentence the same. That all stops now. Join me in this episode that covers Hodor's crazy, 20-year story arc, Bran's bafflingly idiotic decision to embark on a solo vision quest, and one warty dick.

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S2E3: Back After a Hiatus

June 25, 2016

What's up ladies and gentlemen, we're back at it again. After a week hiatus due to a bout with greyscale, the pod has returned with a rather healthy episode in both length and content. Contained within are speculations, discussions, and grievances on such topics as Ramsay's importance to the show, Dany's cyclical story arc, and just how the fuck everyone can go from place to place so goddamn quick. Check it out.

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S2E2: Part Two

June 25, 2016

Here's part 2 of this week's episode. Splitting them up to try and get this whole iTunes shindig going. Again, yuge thanks to all who sent in queries. Keep it up!

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S2E2: A Two-Parter

June 25, 2016

Oh shit! Jon Snow lives! But you knew that would happen. On this episode, I chat about that, plus a whole lot of other stuff including brainings, patricide, power vacuums, and a Leo DiCaprio movie (not The Revenant, despite the thematic similarities). Also, I ran a bit long (over the half hour mark) and got so many awesome questions from listeners that I decided to break this one into two pods. The first one is just my episode discussion, the second is all listener questions. Hope that's cool with everyone.

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S2E1: We’re Back!

June 25, 2016
Praise the Old Gods and the New, for Game of Thrones is back, baby! In this relatively, sorta-kinda-brief episode we revisit the season premiere which featured everything from backstabbing to frontstabbing to an ancient creature masquerading as a hot redhead. Basically everything that Thrones is known for. Hop on in there and catch the fever. 

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S1E10: In Memoriam, Jon Theories, and The Dornish Debacle

June 25, 2016

We did it. We made it to the end. This episode has everything you could want, including a comprehensive in memoriam section. Yes, I included the dude who got his face impaled by the spear from Obara. I also discuss the season as a whole, the episode in specifics, and the places we might be going from here. Thanks for taking this journey with me. Valar Morghulis. 

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S1E9: Dragons, LeBron, and Super Smash Brothers

June 25, 2016

This is the longest episode of the podcast yet. But don't worry, it's only like 45 minutes. Maybe even a bit shorter. And there are bits in there that aren't even really that bad, if you pay little enough attention. I yammer on about my inability to predict anything in this damn show, discuss how unrealistic it is that Arya seems to be an invisible person who can go wherever she wants, and also might get into a rather lengthy explanation of the possibilities for a Thrones-themed Smash title.

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S1E8: Hardhome

June 25, 2016

Because, really, what else happened in this episode? Well, actually, like 20 minutes of podcast happened before even getting into it. Somehow. But you should still listen, because we discuss how the White Walkers are hierarched (a word I just made up), why Sansa's scene was secretly the second most mind-blowing of the episode, and discuss who wins in a battle royale between a fictional dragon, a fictional multi-headed serpent, and two fictional legions of pure evil. It's a good time, trust me.

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